Friday 31 May 2019

Wigan Athletic Legends vs. Manchester United Legends - Joseph's Goal Charity Game 2019

Saturday 25th May 2019
Wigan Athletic Legends vs. Manchester United Legends


So that opening blog post designed to encourage Watford supporters went well! Even despite the 6-0 defeat (which in fairness, there was little they could have done about it – Man City were that good), it was heartening to see the supporters still get behind their team, waving flags even after Raheem Sterling bagged the sixth.

Technically, this is the opening blog post – at least for my groundhopping. To link in my recollection of Wigan Athletic’s FA Cup win in 2013, outlined in said blog post, I’m off to Ashton Town today to watch the annual Joseph’s Goal charity game.

Joseph’s Goal, named after local boy Joseph Kendrick, seeks to fund research into NKH (Nonketotic Hyperglycinemia), a rare, genetic disorder that affects 1 child in every 60,000. It is caused by an excess of glycine on the brain that affects development almost as soon as a child is born – and sadly, many children do not survive for very long. In fact, there are approximately 15 children alive in the UK with NKH, and only around 500 worldwide. Given just five days to live, Joseph celebrated his 10th birthday earlier this month – confounding all expectations.

The charity is operated by Joseph’s mum, Emma and dad, Paul. Paul is the Latics journalist with local newspapers The Wigan Post and Wigan Observer – hence the link to the club. Whilst raising money for research is the obvious aim, what I feel the charity has also achieved, is to bring people together, strengthening the ‘community feel’ that the vast majority of football clubs were founded upon (but many have seemingly sadly forgotten). From those in the boardroom at the club, the players, the supporters – even the wider football community have got involved with Joseph’s Goal, simply because the lad offers inspiration, something we all can connect with and take forward in our own lives. 

There are numerous charity events every year – from bike rides to black tie-balls, comedy nights to getting the ‘Will Grigg’s on Fire’ song in the top 10 of the iTunes chart. Recently, 75 Latics supporters walked from the club’s training ground in Euxton all the way to Leeds United’s Elland Road, raising more than £35,000 for 58 miles of ambling. One lunatic even did it backwards, after making a promise via a Twitter post that he would ‘if Wigan beat Aston Villa by three goals’ at home on the same day. It finished 3-0 to Wigan, of course! Everyone’s efforts were rewarded with a 2-1 win, though – the club’s first away victory for 7 months!

Joe’s cause was first given a national (nay, international) boost for the first time in 2013 when he was the mascot for the FA Cup Final. The plan was for Wigan captain, Emmerson Boyce, to push Joe on in his chair; instead, he elected to carry him, creating a beautiful moment of humanity and getting the ‘Joseph’s Goal’ message on Joe’s shirt seen by the millions of people watching. Later, explaining why he did it, Emmerson simply said that ‘he’s one of us’ – he just wanted to get the message out about the charity, thinking about the cause instead of himself, before the biggest game of his professional career. Boycey later elaborated that Joe typified ‘the fight to be there’ – although nobody really expected Wigan Athletic to be in an FA Cup Final, it pales somewhat against what people achieve in everyday life. I’m in no doubt that Joe inspired that team to go on and BELIEVE and win that cup for us all (well, us Wigan supporters!) against all of the odds.

Today’s match, the fifth annual event, sees a Latics Legends XI take on a Manchester United XI. The first match was supposed to be against a Latics Development Squad – sadly this was called off due to a torrential downpour. The game was later rearranged with the Legends taking on a Hollyoaks XI – apparently, the lads off the popular Channel 4 soap regularly play charity games and very quickly got together. Latics won 10-0, with a record crowd of 2,225 packed into Ashton Town’s Edge Green Street ground, raising £7,500. 

The next two years saw the Legends take on a ‘Dutch Masters’ team, featuring former Latics stars Arjan de Zeeuw, Denny Landzaat and Jorge Smeets, whilst last year saw a repeat of the 2013 FA Cup Final, against Manchester City Legends. I’ve enjoyed every single game and being in my mid-thirties now, the players who turn out for Latics Legends are ones that I remember cheering on (NOT booing) from my years as a member of Junior Latics/JJ’s Clubs (used to be £2 to get in at one point!), so the occasion is always a personal treat.

Located just a 20-minute bus ride away for me, Ashton-in-Makerfield is 5-and-a-half miles away from Wigan town centre and is home to two football clubs – Town, who are in the North West Counties Division One North and Ashton Athletic, who are in the Premier Division of the NWC. I’m going to be joined today by my mate ‘Big Chris’ – it’s a rather deceptive name as he isn’t particularly gigantic, at least this side of Christmas (and I’ve shared a shower at the gym with him too, so it can’t be that either). 

On photography duty for today, Big Chris joined me for the second Dutch Legends game in 2017 and we had a right laugh, watching former international footballers such as Michael Mols, Sander Westerveld, Jan Kromkamp and Glenn Helder kick a ball about, all whilst supping cans sold from a car boot. Even Angelos Charisteas – the striker who scored the winning goal for Greece in the Euro 2004 final turned out for The Masters (he used to play for Ajax, hence the – tenuous – link!)


So, even though we're looking forward to seeing what this game against Man United has in store, we’re perhaps slightly more looking forward to having a laugh and going on the piss in Ashton afterwards. If the quality of this report isn’t any good from here on in, you know why.

The #10 bus from Wigan drops us off just a short walk from Edge Green Street (press the bell after you pass ‘Ashton Carpets’, overwise you'll end up lost). On approach to the ground, we’re met with the sight of Bryan Robson, getting his kitbag from the boot of his car. The (bona fide) United Legend is the main attraction for the game today – skippering a United side that has ‘surprisingly’ been difficult to put together; aside from Robson, Quinton Fortune is the next most appearance-maker for United in today’s team.

Picking up a programme on entry, in it, Mark Hayes (Ashton Town chairman), explained how difficult it was putting together the side – he received polite declines from the likes of Andrei Kanchelskis, Edwin Van Der Sar and even Dimitar Berbatov. What also doesn’t help is that United are hosting their own Legends game at Old Trafford tomorrow; a 1999 Champions League ‘replay’, against Bayern Munich.

Having followed his efforts on Twitter over the last few months, Mark has worked incredibly hard to put the sides together – thankfully, the Latics team he’s put together is top class; with Arjan de Zeeuw, Paul Scharner and recently-appointed Luton Town manager, Graeme Jones joining Emmerson Boyce in a team that would probably do still well in the National League. North. Okay, maybe the North West Counties – they are in their 40’s, after all. I’m fully expecting Latics to give this United side a good hiding, anyway.

We made sure to arrive with the best part of an hour to spare – not only does this help us to get the cans in from the clubhouse early but it also allows us to take up a great spot on halfway. With a capacity of just over 2000, the ‘Scott Rees and Co. Stadium’ (as its currently known) is by no means ‘tight’ as one might expect from a football ground encased behind a residential street; there’s plenty of room around the majority of the pitch for you to walk around, find your perfect spot, even to park your car. Why anyone would want to park their car here though, I’ve no idea. The match against the Hollyoaks XI saw a wayward shot smash into one of the cars behind the goal! There’s a mismatch of covered seating at each side of the pitch; two structures located behind us where we’re stood, on halfway.

Joe leads the two sides out to enthusiastic applause, as they line-up in front of one of the goals to have their picture taken. Once the match starts, and as expected, Latics dominate – the left side (where we’re stood) sees the majority of the action early on, as Kevin Sharp linked well with Isidro (‘Izzy’) Diaz (one of the famed Three Amigos) and Jones. Barely ten minutes had gone when this triumvirate was broken up, as Jones was substituted – later, I would learn that he had a flight to catch in a few hours but had turned up to play for the charity, nonetheless. This and the man must be busy as it is, what with him taking the Luton job. What a guy!

Despite being 62 years of age, Robson still looks great on the ball – he’s dropping deep, picking up the ball and constantly looking for Fortune, who playing as a No10, is United’s main attacking threat early on. A photographer is doing the rounds and takes up a position near us, ‘Some of these Lads could do with a bit of Photoshopping, eh? Look at those bellies!’, he says to Big Chris and I. We both move closer to the barrier so he can’t see what we’re packing. 

Latics take the lead with roughly 5 minutes to go before half-time, as de Zeeuw rises highest to power home a typical de Zeeuw header. It suddenly dawned on me that it has been 20 YEARS since the Dutchman first signed for Latics – he was a childhood favourite of mine, so it’s quite disheartening to realise that my childhood was two decades ago now! Just before half-time, it really should be 2-0, as Jason Jarrett strides forwards from midfield, urged to shoot by those around us – he does, and the ball comes crashing back off the bar.

Arjan de Zeeuw puts Latics Legends ahead.
Half-time allows me to have a look around and gauge the make-up of the crowd – which is very much the definition of ‘family friendly’ (along with adults supping cans). It’s interesting to note that some of these kids were NOT EVEN BORN when Boyce and Scharner helped Wigan to victory in an FA Cup Final. I mean it was six years ago now but for us, it seems like yesterday – where has the time gone? You can imagine their parents telling them all about it, as well as about the other players playing here today – creating more enjoyment for them and perhaps helping to grow a little bit more attachment for their hometown club?

Whilst, in the absence of Jones, Don Page has been providing a much-needed focal point upfront, he would later go off (then come back on later), and in his absence, Latics struggled to make in-roads on the United goal for the majorty of the second half. Sensing an opportunity, United bring on Greater Manchester Mayor, Andy Burnham, who has been a great supporter of Joesph’s Goal throughout the years. Unlike his party (political joke alert), he was ‘playing through the centre’, so he spent the majority of his appearance in de Zeeuw’s back pocket. The pressure on a fading Latics backline was a constant though, and it was left to another ringer, David Dempsey (Ashton Town manager), to grab the equaliser from inside the penalty area.

The game grows increasingly tense, as both sides look for a winner. That tension is relaxed slightly as Wigan-born left-back, a member of the EFL Trophy winning side in 1985, Barry Knowles is introduced – to the biggest cheer of the day so far (GO ON BARRY is probably the only printable 'cheer' I can write!) At 60, he’s the elder statesmen in this side, so it’s probably for the best that he was placed in an ‘advanced midfield role’, with Darren Sheridan filling in at left-back in the absence of Sharp. Sorry, Barry.

Despite the introduction of Latics’ secret weapon, the match finished 1-1 and so it went to penalties – the first few expertly tucked away. The cheers grew louder as Barry stepped up; I was concerned as he ambled up to the ball, but he hit it right in the corner, leaving the United goalie with no chance and the loudest cheer of the day (beating the early one) was aired. This clearly affected United, as the next taker missed – his shot spinning wide. It was left to Pascal Chimbonda, a man who once handed a transfer request to Wigan manager Paul Jewell after the last-ever game at Highbury, a man who had just finished his career at Ashton Town, to give Latics Legends the win. The member of France’s World Cup runners-up squad of 2006 (a place earned through playing for Latics, by the way, Pascal) sauntered up and smacked the ball nonchalantly into the left corner. All is forgiven, Pascal!

Barry Knowles slots home his penalty
With Pascal’s arms aloft, a pitch invasion begins with excited fans seeking selfies and autographs with their favourite players. As we head to the bus stop, I ponder whether a game like this would be the same if it were held at a ‘professional’ ground, such as Wigan's own DW Stadium. With vast seating capacity and cover, being located a mile from Wigan town centre and with plentiful car parking around (and virtually no risk of ball damage), it would obviously draw more supporters – and more players. Then again, I think back to the pitch invasion, the kids playing about on the pitch (before the game, at half-time and again, after the game) and just the crowd-player interaction and atmosphere in general – it wouldn’t be the same, so long may this game take place at Ashton Town!

We’re waiting at the stop with a few folks, none more conspicuous than a group of United fans from Hong Kong (they had a 'Hong Kong Reds' flag) – proving that no matter the occasion, United’s global reach will follow. We alight a mile away in Ashton town centre, have some tea in the Wetherspoons and go on a mini pub crawl, ending up at the fantastic Twisted Vine Ale House. A micropub that offers ‘seven changing hand pumps, six keg taps, three real ciders, craft cans and bottles, gins, wines and spirits’, this is a home-from-home for ‘beer ponces’ like us (plus it’s right near the bus stop home too, so it’s a natural ending point)! Whether it’s age or me seeking hipster points, I’ve become quite fond of stout – so a helping of ‘Stout Detectives’, from the American 4T’s brewery, rounded off a fine day. After the gammon and chips in the Wetherspoons (very Brexit, apparently) I couldn’t quite bring myself to plump for one of the delicious-looking pork pies on the bar, though. Ashton has two football clubs, of course, so I’m sure I’ll be back.

Wigan Athletic Legends 1
(de Zeeuw)

Manchester United Legends 1
(Dempsey)

Wigan Athletic Legends win 5-3 on pens

Attendance: 2,000 (approx.)

Entry: £10

Programme: £2

Match photos by Big Chris.

You can find out more about Joseph’s Goal and donate at josephsgoal.org

Saturday 18 May 2019

I'm A Believer – Memories of the 2013 FA Cup Final

Last week marked the sixth anniversary of the 2013 FA Cup Final, the pinnacle of my Wigan Athletic-supporting life (so far!) Today, Watford are taking on the same club we faced in that final against overwhelming odds Manchester City. The difference is that this game is being held at the end of the domestic season and Manchester City are a much-better side than in 2013! 

If we have ever learned anything from football though, we should know that hope is always there we just need to BELIEVE and get behind our sides as best we can. Wigan would go on to knock this same Manchester City out in the Fifth Round last season, as a League One side, so ANYTHING can happen in a one-off game.  So for those Watford fans (or anyone else) here are my experiences of the 2013 FA Cup Final...
 
Emmerson Boyce with Joesph Kendrick at the 2013 FA Cup Final
I’m up earlier than I really should be, I never do that. I’m like a dog that hears the patter of feet approaching the front door - my tail is up and I’m visibly excited. Take that clumsy innuendo as you wish, I don’t care - my team, the one who I’ve supported since I was a child, whose ground is five minutes away from my house, are going to their first Cup Final. THE Cup Final! For the last few weeks, I’ve been checking my ticket. FA CUP FINAL it says. Manchester City vs. Wigan Athletic. I keep checking every day to see if it’s still there. It is. This wasn’t some hoax. We are definitely in a FA Cup Final!

I want to enjoy the day, I don’t want to be thinking about the game and worrying. I’ve become superstitious (other people would say I have OCD – I can’t leave a coin on ‘tails’ or the volume on the telly at an odd number, for example) and some of my football superstitions leading up to a big game are not to make any predictions, don’t insult the opposition (jokingly or otherwise) or analyse our chances in any way. I’ve done this too many times and we’ve been battered, including the League Cup Final in 2006. So it’s all my fault, obviously. Like all Latics fans, all I wanted was for the lads to put in a good performance on the biggest stage, make us proud for supporting our team and as they say, whatever will be, will be. We’re going to Wembley. Again.

Wembley seemed a million miles away on a gloomy afternoon in January. Cold, wet and slightly peeved that we were missing the omnibus edition of Coronation Street, we took our seats for the third round game against Bournemouth and as per usual in a cup game against a lower-league side - we struggled. Bournemouth went a goal up after a great strike from outside the box by Eunan O'Kane. Here we go again. The second half was a slight improvement – Angelo Henriquez (on debut) and Maynor Figueroa hitting the bar and a few half-chances were created, but still no goal was forthcoming. When the tie started to look like it was slipping away with 20 minutes to go, we got a lifeline as Figueroa was adjudged to have been pulled down in the box and the ref gave a penalty. Jordi Gomez stepped up, his penalty was saved (typical of our luck!) but the ball fell kindly (unlike our luck!) and Gomez put in the rebound. It was to be a replay at Dean Court and despite everything indicating that the result was going to be an ‘upset’ (BBC Radio 5 even covered the game live, just in case) Mauro Boselli struck a first half screamer to win the match. We were on our way.

Conference side Macclesfield were to be our next opponents. Away from home, eager Wigan supporters snapped up the allocation in hours, as the prospect of going back to a ‘proper ground’ excited many. Macclesfield had pipped us on goal average to win the Northern Premier League title in 1970, so revenge was very much on the cards.  It was to be another slightly edgy game, one that we were always in control of, though. Callum McManaman was hauled down in the box on 7 minutes and Gomez, this time, scored from the spot. 1-0 it stayed and the draw saw us away again, this time to Championship Huddersfield - live on ITV! Apart from the game being our ‘live on ITV debut’ (and only the second time we’ve been live on terrestrial, free-to-air, television  - the other occasion being in the third round of the FA Cup at home to Chelsea in 2008, which we lost 2-1) this was the first time we’ve appeared in the fifth round for TWENTY SIX YEARS! Despite ITV wishing it to be an upset for a Premier league team against a Championship one, we dished out a great performance, dominated the game and won 4-1, with Arouna Kone helping himself to a double. We had matched our best performance in the FA Cup, but the fates were against us as a Wembley semi-final was just 90 minutes away – we drawn away again. To Everton.

With this being the quarter finals (the official name being ‘sixth round’) all of the remaining ties were to be on telly and we were to be on ITV again, on Saturday dinner time (or ‘lunch time’, if you’re wrong) which also happened to be my birthday. Some birthday this will turn out to be; Everton were playing well, looking on course for a top 6 finish in the Premier League and the overwhelming favourites to reach Wembley. Both sides started brightly; Wigan’s Joel Robles had to parry away a shot by Nikica Jelavic and at the other end, Shaun Maloney hit the inside of the post, the ball trickling agonisingly away from the goal. We were making a real game of this and we’re looking confident - McCarthy hit a volley, which the goalkeeper pushed over his bar for a corner. Gomez stepped up to take the kick, the ball going straight from the corner to Figueroa - who headed in! 1-0 Wigan! 

What followed next was a quite insane 3 minutes, as first, McManaman pounced on a mistake from Phil Neville, running away from everyone before chipping the ball over the goalkeeper and into the corner! Just 2 minutes later, Gomez struck in a cheeky shot from the edge of the box. We screamed the house down as we were THREE-NIL UP! I just couldn’t believe it. Where on earth did this come from? Everton didn’t know what to do and Wigan just played them off the park, passing the ball around them like they were cones on a training pitch. We never let our concentration slip for a minute and held on for a Wembley semi-final. After a night of celebrating, it took me about a week of watching and re-watching the game again to fully understand what had happened. We were at the ‘new’ Wembley for the first time!

After a painful few weeks of waiting, which culminated in watching the entirety of two awful sixth round games between Blackburn and Millwall, we arrived at Wembley to play Millwall - the last team we beat at the ‘old’ Wembley, in the 1999 Auto Windscreens Shield final. It was a close game that day, Paul Rodgers (a midfielder, not the frontman of rock bands ‘Free’ and ‘Bad Company’ - although that would have been incredible) scoring the winner in the 90th minute. We didn’t have to wait 90 minutes again, as we dominated the play and won 2-0, Shaun Maloney volleying in and McManaman rounding off a great move, latching on to one of the best through-balls you’ll ever see from Gomez. Everything was all right now - we were in a FA Cup Final!

The day of the final arrives, I’m catching the coach from the DW Stadium with my dad and sister, it’s rare that we go to games together these days, so it’s always nice when we do and an occasion like this just seems perfect for us to be together. I’ve never seen as many coaches in my life though - with us and City occupying the same region of the country, I predicted that there weren’t many coaches left in the entirety of Northern England. Our coach, organised by the club, came from Middlesbrough! All of this could have been a lot easier if the FA/television hadn’t have insisted on a kick-off time of 5.15pm and Virgin Trains not running services back to Wigan or Manchester. But we needn’t have worried, as the FA kindly pointed out that their partners, National Express, were providing their services too. It’s nice to know that supporters are well thought of! I can’t be too angry today though, we’re off to the final - and it seems like a dream. On the journey down, we’re hearing rumours on the radio and in the newspaper about how Man City manager, Roberto Mancini, is facing the sack. Will this help our cause? The City players can’t be too up for it if they’ve heard whispers that their manager is going to get the boot? No, this is an FA Cup Final and they are top professionals, they’ll be well up for it.

It was our second visit to the stadium in a month. The journey though a long one, was enjoyable, culminating in spotting some bus spotters on the Wembley car park. For us, Wembley is the national stadium, a good day-out and the culmination of the season. Or it should be. For these bus spotters – it’s exactly the same. Imagine all the attractive coaches and buses, from all over the country, that come here. It’s like a red light district for vehicles, and the honey is free. Some people might see it as a bizarre hobby, but they probably think that following a football team all over the country is bizarre too. For a laugh, I snapped away at them on my phone - let’s see how they like it. Thankfully, I was still on the coach, so they couldn’t get me. It’s a good job people aren’t permitted to drink on the coach, or else a lot of mickey-taking would have been directed at the poor bus spotters, who are probably lacking a bit of self-esteem as it is.

When we get off, my dad and sister are mysteriously ill and push what looks like a bottle of coke in my hands. It was probably cheap out-of-date cola or something, because it didn’t taste like coke and as I said, the pair of them are behaving funny. Thankfully my mate Chris turned up on one of the other coaches, so at least two of us weren’t ill. We decamp to the nearest pub for a few drinks and a bit of a sing song, as you do for any big match. I didn’t want to get overly ill as I’d like to remember some of the day, but 7 or 8 or 9 (I can’t really remember) drinks later, seemed to calm the nerves somewhat. In what seemed like no time at all (but was probably about 2 hours) we made our way to the stadium. Wembley, as you’d expect, is impressive. It’s massive - you could probably fit the entire population of Wigan town in it. The Council taking the corporate seats for free of course. A part of me wanted to waive the fact that it cost £900 million, but then I thought again. £900 MILLION! You could buy the whole of Wigan with that and have change to repave all the roads. I even had a bit of repartee with the stewards on the gate, which could have seen me denied entry if they didn’t have a sense of humour. Thankfully, they did.  Ignoring the overpriced concourse, we go to our seats and observe our surroundings. We happen to be on the last row of the top tier – and my seat is at the end of the row! It’s a great view though. Looking around, I’ve never sobered up so quick as it hit me again that we were at a Cup Final and now I saw it with my own eyes. The band of the Grenadier Guards are marching around, playing music. We have the people on the pitch who just stand there doing nothing and everyone in the stands has a flag under their seats. My seat didn’t have a flag under it though - obviously some scamp had stolen it prior to my arrival.

Abide With Me. It evokes memories for some people. Those who are with us now, but mainly, those who aren’t. Those people who you used to go to Latics with, those who you shared the good and bad times with. Those who used to go when it wasn’t fashionable, when times were hard and those who threw money in a bucket to keep the club going to allow us all to be here now. Everyone who has ever gone to Latics, who aren’t with us now, would be equally bursting with pride at seeing their club here. Without trying to sound condescending, Wigan Athletic is a club for the people of Wigan, rather than a brand to be sold all over the world. Even though many of the players aren’t even English, let alone Wiganers, we all feel represented whenever they play. We’re not the biggest club in the world, but we don’t want to be. We want to represent our town and ourselves at the highest level possible. We’re up against a club that is on the verge of becoming a world power in the sport and we have as much right to be here as they do. This is why we watch football and this is why we are so proud of our club when we hear this hymn, even though we can barely hear it and some of us are wiping tears away.

The teams come out. Dave Whelan, who has done so much for his hometown and football club, leading the Wigan team out. Next comes Roberto and Emmerson Boyce, our captain, carrying our mascot, Joesph Kendrick, a 4 year-old with NKH, a rare debilitating genetic condition, just summed up our club and our town in one image. The charity which he represents, Joseph’s Goal, aims to raise money and awareness to find a cure for NKH.  Boycey made the comment that Joesph is one of us – he epitomises the fight to be here, like Wigan in many respects. What a top man, the very example of a leader. Then the national anthem started and it finally hit me as I looked down at the players and all around me, what on earth am I doing here? This is an FA Cup Final, I shouldn’t be here! I notice that I’m shaking a bit, this is why I’ll be no good in America – they play the national anthems before any sporting event, here, it’s just for the major ones - that’s how you know this is big. I felt proud, proud of my team reaching the FA Cup Final, whatever happens, this will go down in history. We all will, just by being here. The anthem finished and I was worrying about the game all over again, although this may have something to do with a bit of the alcohol wearing off.

We’re tense in the stands, but the players aren’t. From the kick-off they get into their opponents, pressing them, attacking them and passing the ball around brilliantly. It’s like a chess match – you don’t really know who has the upper hand or what will happen next. We have the ball for a bit, then City have it, then we have it again - both teams looking for any gaps in which they can slip a ball through or run into. City have a few early chances, only half-chances, not enough for us to panic about. In fact, is it good for us that City had these half-chances so early on? It certainly put the players on high alert and if we just dominated possession of the ball, we may have got caught out if City made a meaningful attack and the players got caught cold.

As soon as my own confidence started to grow about our chances, City come streaming up the pitch and after an exchange of passes sees Nasri in space, he plays it towards Sliva, who passes it back into the box and Tevez has a chance, he must be in. I’m waiting for the net to ripple. Somehow, Joel flies across the goal, saves with his boot and the ball spins over the bar. Big moment. A moment that will undoubtedly give the goalkeeper – and the team – some confidence. Not me though, I was still doing my nut in, high up in the stand. The chance for City seemed to have made Latics more determined. Callum McManaman is up the other end, exchanging passes with Maloney and Kone and being an absolute nuisance to the City defence, and in particular, Gael Clichy. He twisted and turned past a few defenders, and Joe Hart, THE GOALKEEPER! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT! was the cry. He did, but it was blocked.

It’s half-time. Phew! The team is cheered off, they’ve certainly put in a shift already. I’m that nervous, I even hand over the best part of a FIVER for a beer. Because of the extortionate prices, I never wanted to buy anything from the stadium, but because of my current disposition, I simply had to have something to do at half-time. Staying in the toilets, muttering to myself, could see me arrested. The chatter during the break was all about the fact that we were playing well but needed to continue to keep things tight at the back and not try to force a goal, in fear of them picking us off. The £5 beer helped immensely and I returned to my seat as the players returned to the pitch.

The second half starts as the first ended – both teams having the ball for long periods, working out who’ll be making which move and when. The weather was changeable and I was still on the edge of my seat. At least I made a friend this time - the steward who was patrolling the area near us seemed up for a chat. Seemed up to it to me, anyway. 66 minutes in and strains of I’m A Believer can be heard from the Latics fans. City fans respond with Blue Moon, but as Latics continue to press, Believer continues. We’re starting to believe in the stands, it seems the players already do. You Are My Sunshine is also belted out by Wiganers - the sun kept disappearing and re-appearing all day, almost as much as the possession of the ball changed from boots with blue or black socks emanating from them. Every Wigan player seems to be on top form, as they need to be, attempting to win their own personal battles on the pitch - and if the players can win their personal battles against their opponents, that’s half the job done.

If you were watching on telly, you could be forgiven in thinking the match was boring, as clear-cut chances were hard to come by. It was anything but in the stands and as time slowly passed by, you could sense something big was about to happen. We had them pegged back as we continued to press - and they didn’t like it. Foul after foul, the City players couldn’t handle the direct running of McManaman, nor the trickery of Shaun Maloney.  The red card was the clincher for this nervous, slightly drunk, worrier – we’re on top here, we actually might win this! I’m stood up at this point, I literally can’t watch sitting down. McManaman is through. GO OOOOON! Then Zabaleta comes from nowhere to haul him down. I forget during the many howls of derision that he’s already been booked, for an earlier foul on McManaman.  My steward friend tells me ‘he’s off’, ‘He’s already been booked?’ He didn’t need to answer – I saw a flash of red and arguably City’s most influential player was stomping off. What a chance. Prior to the incident, the noise had been steadily growing as Latics were looking comfortable, confidence was high. We’ll do it in extra time, I thought, as I was watching Zabaleta walk to the tunnel. Plenty of time to take advantage of 10-man City. Maloney hits the free-kick just over, but all you could hear was an encouraging cry of COME OOOOOOOOON! Men and women of all ages were screaming, sensing this is our chance.

As the clock ticks towards 90 minutes, the players are still passing the ball calmly, waiting for any gap in the City defence. McArthur plays the ball down the right and McManaman cuts inside Clichy. GO OOOOON! The desperation from everyone was vocal. He glides into the box and is brought down. PENALTY? Surely?  No, it’s a corner. What a crap decision - Clichy clearly brought him down! FUMING! As if the referee will give a penalty against Man City in the last minute of a cup final! Frustration all around – we’ve been robbed there. What happened next was like a moment after you take a picture. Just imagine you’re lining up the shot, trying to find the right image, the perfect image and then you press in the button. Now just imagine that picture taking what must seem like hours to take - that’s what it was like. The ball floating its way in from the resulting corner, somebody in a black shirt rushing towards it and the next moment something white in colour was nestling in the corner of the net. 

It can’t be the ball, can it? 

It seemed to nestle in that corner for what seemed like an age. 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 

Looking around, it was pandemonium. People jumping all over the place, throwing children in the air, complete strangers were hugging, crying and laughing with one another. Men kissed each other and even hugged the nearest steward they could (guilty!) Some were still screaming as if we’d just scored, about 3 minutes after we actually did. Some lunatics (just men, unfortunately) were even taking their clothes off in a fit of unprecedented, hypnotic joy (or at least trying to take their shirts off over their ale-filled bellies). I was convinced the goal wouldn’t be allowed. This can’t happen. Wigan scoring in injury time of a Cup Final? No, wait, he’s walking away, the Ref’s walking away! He’s not blown up for a foul, IT’S A GOAL! I went mad all over again, hugging people.

Right, CALM DOWN! I was telling everyone who would listen. Nobody did listen. At this point, I was standing up and screaming at the game below (as if they could hear me) like I was Martinez, directing play and kicking every ball. They didn’t listen either. I don’t care how much of an idiot I looked - I was right in the top tier, on the back row of Wembley’s East Stand and my team were minutes away from winning the FA Cup. It didn’t matter though - EVERYONE was screaming their heads off, wanting that final whistle to sound. We still had 3 minutes of injury time to go.

All I remember is Roger Espinoza putting in a few tackles and the backline, made up of the entire team it seemed, heading everything away. My head was banging due to desperation and remnants of alcohol. My heart stopped when Joel sprinted out of his goal and his area to boot a ball into the stand WHAT’S HE DOING??????????? I screamed (Yes, with that many question marks and slightly more colourful phrases) 

Thankfully, he knew what he was doing. 

I needn’t have worried. We held on. We’ve won the cup!

WE’VE WON THE CUP!

WIGAN ATHLETIC HAVE WON THE CUP!

I said earlier that going to the final seemed like a dream, but that’s rubbish really, because you don’t have a say in how a dream turns out. If you could, then I WOULD be a hero and decapitate all those zombies that invade my local Asda (instead of hiding in the stockroom eating all the biscuits, whilst people bang on the door wanting to be let in as they are eaten alive). Yeah, getting to the final is a great achievement but winning it is the real dream. Can you imagine the feeling of winning something before you actually experience it? I don’t think you can. It’s something that you didn’t expect to happen. Scoring in the last minute. What chance did we actually have? This now, as I’m embracing my family, friends, stewards and total strangers as the Wigan players celebrate, could never have been predicted. You can predict having a nice day out and watching your team play in a major final when you’re sat down on the coach yeah, but you can never predict the emotions that go through you during the day, as your team edges closer to winning. That’s what it’s all about. That’s what makes supporting a football club worthwhile.

Emmerson Boyce and Gary Caldwell lift the FA Cup for Wigan Athletic. Madness. Growing up, I’ve seen other teams lift the cup and I never in my wildest dreams expected it to be my team one day. Even the ridiculous version of The Great Escape theme didn’t spoil the moment. I’m speaking to a lad of about 9 and I can just imagine how he’s feeling - I was 9 when I first saw Latics in the fourth tier and loved it. Imagine being 9 and seeing your club, the town where you’re from and where you live, winning the FA Cup. Him and thousands like him, will be Latics supporters for life now, surely. They’ll always remember this moment as being one of the happiest of their lives. That’s what football should be like. It shouldn’t be about out-spending other clubs and striving to have the most fans from all corners of the world, just so you can sell them tat. It should be about creating memories, moments you’ll remember for the rest of your life. Nobody will remember a season that saw you finish mid-table in the Premier League, or in our case, 17th and just avoiding relegation. It’s a pointless existence.

Dave Whelan, whose personal history with the competition is well known, has been provided with the perfect ending - he’s someone who has also invested so much into the club and the town, and I’m delighted that he has got his reward. I can’t think of a worthier goalscorer than Ben Watson, another member of the broken leg club who has spent the last few months trying to get fit. He’s your typical midfielder, who regularly slips under the radar - works hard, without getting many plaudits. Before the game, the media were lamenting the lack of English players playing in the Final, the irony of an English player settling the final wasn’t lost on us.

Fair play to the City fans, who were very gracious after the game, when they could be forgiven for not being so. We met them outside and at service stations on the way home and all of them were congratulating us, shaking hands and saying that we deserved to win. I didn’t point out that I didn’t play in the game, so had very little impact on it, though. The majority of City supporters have experienced the ups and downs with their club, so they seem to understand how much the win meant to us. They get it. Apart from one woman, who screamed ‘GOING DOWN’ at us. She doesn’t get it.

It must have been about 1am when we got home, but I didn’t care, time didn’t matter at this point. I even made myself sick, not because of the ale – in all the excitement I had drank too much fizzy pop on the coach and it wouldn’t go down (it wasn’t the out-of-date pop either), I didn’t care though. Would the club go down at Arsenal on Tuesday? If we do, we have a bit of jewellery to go with, a sign of our achievement, that will make it all these years of being in the top division and struggling for the most part, worthwhile. Do I really care? Well, we’ll see. Will anything that may happen on the pitch to this club in the future take away what today meant and my love of my football club? Never.